American Phantom 2: The Doom Tube

You can run, but you can't hide.

Episode 2 of "American Phantom."

Animated short film by Phil Turk.

Music by Daniel Cossu.

American Phantom 1

He's everywhere and nowhere!

Episode 1 of "American Phantom."

Animated short film by Phil Turk.

Music by Daniel Cossu.

Dream Girl

Sylva Koscina in

Homo Eroticus (1971).

There Is Nothing More Dangerous Than A Loose Zipper

"Super Chicken vs. The Zipper"

Sing-along theme song lyrics:

"When you find yourself in danger,

When you're threatened by a stranger,

When it looks like you will take a lickin', (buk, buk, buk)

There is someone waiting,

Who will hurry up and rescue you,

Just Call for Super Chicken! (buk, ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,

Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it! (buk, ack!)

He will drink his super sauce

And throw the bad guys for a loss

And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (buk, buk, buk)

There is one thing you should learn

When there is no one else to turn to

Call for Super Chicken! (buk, buk, buk)

Call for Super Chicken! (buk, ack!)"

The Biggest Star In The Universe

Cliff Richard Jr. sings "Shooting Star"

in Thunderbirds Are GO (1966).

Every Dog Should Have A Boy

"Peabody's Improbable History" (1959).

I Yam What I Yam

"Popeye the Sailor" (1933).